A “Boxed” Trifecta

It was nearly two years ago, as we were nearing the end of yet another demanding diurnal walk, that I believed I had perceived our elderly dog’s gait had appeared to falter. This led me to comment to Tiki that our adored pet might not survive the forthcoming summer.

“Come to think of it! The way that I feel, I might not survive it either!”, I uttered. “You might be able to package us as a quinella and save on the cost of our respective funerals!”, I continued.

“That’s good! Although now that you’ve mentioned it, I’m beginning to struggle too.”, Tiki admitted.

“This means that we can be buried as a threesome. A trifecta, with the emphasis on us being a ‘boxed’ trifecta!”, I pronounced gleefully.

We’d taken but a few further steps when the stillness of the air was filled with the sound of clapping and laughter. We turned to observe the commotion and were amazed that a gentleman, seated on his second storey balcony, had heard every word we’d spouted.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 39

  1. El Paso (1959) Marty Robbins
  2. Sacha (1970) Hank B. Marvin
  3. Sherry (1962) The Four Seasons
  4. Personality (1959) Lloyd Price
  5. My True Story (1961) The Jive Five featuring Eugene Pitt
  6. By The Time I Get To Phoenix (1967) Glen Campbell
  7. The Shoop, Shoop Song (It’s In His Kiss) (1964) Betty Everett
  8. I’m So Excited (1982) The Pointer Sisters
  9. She’s Not There (1964) The Zombies
  10. Your Wildest Dream (1986) The Moody Blues
  11. Tweedlee Dee (1955) Georgia Gibbs
  12. The Answer To Everything (1964) Joe Dolan
  13. See Saw (1956) The Moonglows
  14. Tweedlee Dee (1955) LaVern Baker and The Gliders
  15. Whatever You Want (1979) Status Quo
  16. She’s Wonderful (1929) Harry Shalson
  17. Don’t Laugh At Me (2003) Peter Yarrow
  18. If I Could Reach You (1972) The 5th Dimension
  19. Forty Miles Of Bad Road (1959) Duane Eddy
  20. What’s Forever For (1982) Michael Murphy
  21. I Believe In Music (1972) Gallery
  22. What About Me (1982) Moving Pictures
  23. Sugar And Spice (1963) The Searchers
  24. Lies (1965) The Knickerbockers
  25. Apeman (1970) The Kinks
  26. I Want Candy (1965) The Strangeloves
  27. (That’s What You Get) For Lovin’ Me (1966) Waylon Jennings
  28. Tainted Love (1981) Soft Cell
  29. Heartbroken Bopper (1972) The Guess Who
  30. Try A Little Tenderness (1967) Otis Redding
  31. (That’s What You Get) For Lovin’ Me (1965) Peter, Paul and Mary
  32. Ten Little Soldiers (1943) The Four Vagabonds
  33. Hand Me Down My Walkin’ Cane (1934) The Boswell Sisters
  34. Wild Love (1973) Mungo Jerry
  35. I Live For The Sun (1965) The Sunrays
  36. Heaven (1989) The Chimes
  37. Ain’t Nothing But A House Party (1968) The Show Stoppers
  38. Get A Life (1989) Soul ll Soul
  39. I Say Love (1968) The Royal Guardsmen
  40. Zombie (1994) The Cranberries

‘Lucky’ Tiki!

We were watching television during breakfast, when a female commentator remarked that women who stay married either become a ‘purse’ or a ‘nurse’.

As there is a difference of more than eight years in our ages, this prompted me to turn to Tiki and pronounce, “You’ve struck the jackpot! You’re both a ‘purse’ and a ‘nurse’!”

“Win ‘The Pools’…And Collect Four Dollars?”: Sunday, 8th May 1977

I have only managed to get four of the twenty score draws in ‘The Pools’. Not that it really matters for the first prize is estimated to be just four dollars due to the record set for the number of such draws.

This afternoon has been an autumnal one with just a scattering of light cloud and a zephyr to accompany it. We watched an episode of the perennial British sci-fi series, “Dr Who”, from half past five, on Channel Two.

Donnie Sutherland, the presenter of the series, “Sounds Unlimited”, is in hospital in a serious condition having been involved in a car accident near Gosford.

The air traffic controllers, who went on strike from midnight on Friday, have voted to stay out until next Friday, at least. “Mum” and “Dad” flew out, bound for Germany, just last Thursday.

“Seven’s Big League”, at 6.30, depicts Western Suburbs’ impressive performance to defeat the more highly fancied Eastern Suburbs by twenty-two points to fourteen. This is followed by “This Is Your Life”, which is hosted by the amiable Roger Climpson. This evening’s programme centres upon that of Rose Ramsay, the founder, in Australia, of Parents Without Partners.

At eight o’clock, and also on Channel Seven, comes another in the series, “The Practice”. It features Danny Thomas as an ageing medical practitioner and is supposed to be a comedy although it fails to raise a laugh from us. “Barefoot In The Park”, a film from 1967, which was written by Neil Simon and stars Jane Fonda and Robert Redford, follows from half past eight.

The Fiftieth Anniversary Of Our Meeting!

Today, Saturday, the eighth of March, 2025 marks fifty years since Tiki and I first met on a ferry in Milford Sound, New Zealand.

Should you wish to relive that day with us, my post of that day is titled, ‘The Most Fortuitous Day Of My Life!’.

Some years later Tiki’s mum confessed to her that her adopted brother, on the day of our wedding, had told her that he believed that our marriage would last for no longer than two years. Ironically, it was his very own first marriage that was to end within two to three years of his spiteful prophecy.

A Sense Of Frustration

My shaky left hand dropped a two-dollar coin on to the supermarket’s shiny, metallic counter and as I attempted to pick it up, I uttered to the young man who’d just handed me my change, “This is hard!”

He smiled and as I was about to leave I turned to him and announced, “Everything’s hard in old age…except for one thing!”

We both laughed.

“Typhoid!”: Tuesday, 10th May, 1977

Prime Minister, Malcolm Fraser, is interviewed by radio personality, John Laws, this morning. “The Mike Walsh Show”, on Channel Nine, was hosted by Sue Smith and included among its guests a female impersonator.

Seventeen people, in Melbourne, have been diagnosed as having typhoid. This represents the worst outbreak of the disease, in Australia, for twenty years.

This evening, we watched “Flashez”, on Channel Two, which was followed by Lorne Greene’s “Last Of The Wild”. On “Willesee”, a woman is shown having her tubes tied whilst only under local anaesthetic.

The popular African-American series, “Good Times”, is shown from half past seven. The cast of this comedy includes Jimmie Walker, as James ‘J.J.’ Evans Jr, Esther Rolle and John Amos who play his parents, Florida Evans and James Evans Sr.

The penultimate edition of Bill Peach’s “Holiday” series appears, from eight o’clock, on ABC-TV’s Channel Two. Tonight, the viewer is transported to the Northland region of New Zealand, which is situated above Auckland on the North Island; before being taken pheasant shooting near Launceston, Tasmania.

Still on Channel Two, and from ten past nine, we sat through the first part of “Wings”. It centres upon the men who signed up to fly as fighter pilots during the First World War. ‘The Dervishes Of Kurdistan’, a documentary in the series, “The Disappearing World”, follows from ten to eleven. It explores the lives of those people who live on the border of Iraq and Iran, between the Black and Caspian seas.

At midnight, on Channel Nine, the movie is “The First Time” is screened, with Jacqueline Bisset and Wes Stern portraying the principal roles. It was produced in 1969.

 

Kerry Packer Rocks Global Cricket: Saturday, 14th May, 1977

It is teeming with rain this morning. At noon, on Channel Seven, another edition of “Sonny And Cher” is shown; followed at one o’clock by another in the British documentary series, “Survival”. This one was filmed around Lake Nakuru, in Kenya.

A leaden overcast is accompanied by periods of rain and a strong wind for the remainder of the day.

Tony Greig, the tall lanky captain of England, has been sacked after it was revealed overnight that he is just one of thirty-six of the world’s premium cricketers to have clandestinely signed up to play for a breakaway international troupe. This rebellion within the sport is the brainchild of Australian Kerry Packer, the owner of TCN Channel Nine which will televise the troupe’s matches. The names of thirteen of Australia’s current tourists are among the thirty-six.

This afternoon, at the Sydney Cricket Ground, City Firsts overwhelmed Country Firsts by thirty-six points to nil in rugby league’s annual encounter. Earlier, City Seconds, twenty-five, defeated Country Seconds, two. Not one player from Country has been selected to represent New South Wales in the team that is to meet Queensland.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 38

  1. Great Balls Of Fire (1957) Jerry Lee Lewis
  2. You’re Driving Me Crazy! (What Did I Do?) Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians; vocalist, Carmen Lombardo
  3. Lucille (1977) Kenny Rogers
  4. Moon Talk (1958) Perry Como
  5. Silence Is Golden (1967) The Tremeloes
  6. She Thinks I Still Care (1962) George Jones
  7. How Do You Do It? (1963) Gerry and The Pacemakers
  8. With A Little Help From My Friends (1968) Joe Cocker
  9. The Hucklebuck (1949) Roy Milton and his Solid Senders
  10. The Hucklebuck (1949) Paul Williams and his Hucklebuckers
  11. The Woodpecker Song (1940) Glenn Miller and his Orchestra; vocalist, Marion Hutton
  12. The Hucklebuck (1965) Brendan Bowyer
  13. Singin’ In The Rain (1929) Cliff Edwards
  14. Ebony Eyes (1961) The Everly Brothers
  15. I’m In Seventh Heaven (1929) Al Jolson; with The Vitaphone Orchestra
  16. Pretty Blue Eyes (1959) Steve Lawrence
  17. My Own Peculiar Way (1965) Joe Dolan
  18. Hello Stranger (1963) Barbara Lewis
  19. Forty-Second Street (1933) Don Bestor and his Orchestra; vocalist, Dudley Mecum
  20. The River Of Dreams (1993 ) Billy Joel
  21. Strawberry Wine (1996) Deana Carter
  22. Mean Girl (1973) Status Quo
  23. See See Rider Blues (1942) Bea Booze
  24. Hey! Little Girl (1957) The Techniques
  25. Yakety Yak (1958) The Coasters
  26. A Windmill In Old Amsterdam (1965) Freddie and The Dreamers
  27. The Old Spinning Wheel (1933) Ray Noble and his Orchestra; vocalist, Al Bowlly
  28. Ready Teddy (1956) Little Richard
  29. Miss Otis Regrets (She’s Unable To Lunch Today) (1934) Ethel Waters
  30. Beside You (1958) The Crests
  31. See See Rider Blues (1925) Ma Rainey
  32. Good For Nothin’ (1952) Marlene Dietrich, with Rosemary Clooney
  33. Hangman’s Boogie (1949) Cowboy Copas
  34. Land Of 1000 Dances (1963) Chris Kenner
  35. Thinkin’ Ain’t For Me (1967) Paul Jones
  36. You Gotta Have Love In Your Heart (1971) The Supremes and The Four Tops
  37. Life Begins At Forty (1937) Sophie Tucker
  38. I’m Too Sexy (1991) Right Said Fred
  39. I Love You More Than Words Can Say (1967)
  40. Lullabye (1959) The Chevrons

Small Taro

We were eating lunch when I questioned Tiki as to just what the circular purplish vegetable was. “Taro!”, she replied. “I dug it up from our back garden, but it wasn’t as big as I thought it would be!”.

“It seems I’ve heard a similar comment before!”, I offered with a wry smile.