The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 19

  1. Whole Lotta Love (1969) Led Zeppelin
  2. Just Walking In The Rain (1956) Johnnie Ray
  3. Walk On By (1961) Leroy Van Dyke
  4. The Old Lamp-Lighter (1946) Sammy Kaye and his Orchestra, vocalist: Billy Williams
  5. Sister Golden Hair (1975) America
  6. Psychotic Reaction (1966) The Count Five
  7. Midnight In Moscow (1961) Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen
  8. It’s Too Late (1956) Chuck Willis
  9. Duke Of Earl (1962) Gene Chandler
  10. Garden Party (1972) Rick Nelson and The Stone Canyon Band
  11. You Really Got A Hold On Me (1962) The Miracles
  12. Trying To Love Two Women (1980) The Oak Ridge Boys
  13. It Must Have Been Love (1987) Roxette
  14. The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) The Andrews Sisters
  15. Invisible Tears (1964) Ned Miller
  16. To The Door Of The Sun (1974) Al Martino
  17. Exactly Like You (1930) Harry Richman
  18. Walking Along (1958) The Diamonds
  19. Shapes Of Things (1966) The Yardbirds
  20. Angel On My Shoulder (1960) Shelby Flint
  21. Hey Girl (1966) The Small Faces
  22. I Am Pegasus (1973) Ross Ryan
  23. Sad Mood (1960) Sam Cooke
  24. I Know (1959) Perry Como
  25. Red High Heels (2006) Kellie Pickler
  26. Two Faces Have I (1963) Lou Christie
  27. Groove Me (1970) King Floyd
  28. I Should Be So Lucky (1987) Kylie Minogue
  29. I Want To Be With You Always (1951) Lefty Frizzell
  30. Cry Myself To Sleep (1962) Del Shannon
  31. Will It Go Round In Circles (1973) Billy Preston
  32. Crazy World (1948) Julia Lee and her Boy Friends
  33. High Hopes (1959) Frank Sinatra
  34. Dead Letter Blues (1938) Leadbelly
  35. How Is Julie? (1962) The Lettermen
  36. Freedom Comes, Freedom Goes (1971) The Fortunes
  37. Goodnight Baby (1965) Sam and Dave
  38. Barbie Girl (1997) Aqua
  39. All About The Bass (2019) Meghan Trainor
  40. Wonderboy (1968) The Kinks

No Bag!

Last year, Tiki asked me to prepare for her a cup of tea.

Having taken but a few sips, she was moved to utter that my offering tasted like nothing more than a mixture of milk and water. Prior to her exclaiming, “You did remember to use a teabag, didn’t you?”

I used my advanced age as an excuse.

Wizzard

Roy Wood rose to fame as the leader of The Move (I refer you to the post, ‘The Move’) in the 1960s before becoming the co-founder of The Electric Light Orchestra with Jeff Lynne. When Roy departed from the latter group, he took keyboardist, Bill Hunt and cellist, Hugh McDowell with him. This trio was joined by Rick Price, who was formerly a bassist in The Move, as well as drummers, Charlie Grima and Keith Smart.

This new British glam-rock band, which was based in the English city of Birmingham, took the collective name of Wizzard and performed live for the first time at Wembley Stadium, in August of 1972. In December, Wizzard debuted on the British charts with the single, “Ball Park Incident”, which was to peak at No.6. It was followed by the group’s most successful recording, “See My Baby Jive”, which spent four weeks at No.1 in Britain, and, in rising to No.11 in Australia became the group’s only entry to the charts in that country.

“Angel’s Fingers” also briefly reached No.1 and before 1973 had finished the almost obligatory festive number, “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” peaked at No.4.

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As Roy Wood was simultaneously pursuing a career as a soloist, the excessive pressure began to affect his health. He released the album, ‘Boulders’ and the singles, “Dear Elaine” (No.18) and “Forever” (No.8), were on the charts along with those from Wizzard.

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Although a tour of the United States failed to generate success there, back in Britain Wizzard posted its last two singles, namely “Rock ‘N Roll Winter” and “Are You Ready To Rock”, which peaked at Nos. 6 and 8 respectively. The latter reminds me of the days of Bill Haley and his Comets, with bagpipes added.

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The era of punk, which was to bring The Sex Pistols seven British Top Ten hits, was approaching and, without success abroad, Wizzard disbanded in 1975.

Not Such A Bright Idea!

Only the other day I recalled Tiki’s twenty-fourth birthday. My intention was to surprise her, knowing that she would have to walk through our house in order to open the doors to our garage.

Therefore, prior to me leaving to collect her from her place of work, at 6.35 p.m., I had lit the twenty-four candles. I had ringed the cake using the majority of them and employed those that remained by forming a small heart in its centre.

When she did open the doors to the garage and I had perceived no cheerful reaction on her face, I feared the worst.

Sure enough! Instead of her having come upon a cake with twenty-four candles aflame, there were that number of blobs of wax, with the red of their bases having melted into the cake’s icing and scarring the cake’s blue writing in the process.

While Tiki had sensed my disappointment, she loved the cake and was genuinely touched by the efforts I had made to surprise her.

Dee Clark

Although Delectus Clark was born in Arkansas, in November of 1938, he was raised in Chicago. Delectus had always enjoyed an inherent love of music, which was fostered by his mother who was a singer of gospel.

As Dee Clark he performed with a succession of groups from 1952 before embarking upon a career as a solo artist, in 1957. In late 1958, Dee recorded “Nobody But You” which, early in that following year, ascended to No.21 on Billboard’s Hot 100 chart and No.3 on its rhythm and blues chart.

Dee’s three subsequent entries also performed more creditably on the rhythm and blues chart when “Just Keep It Up” reached No.9 and “Hey Little Girl”, No.2, also in 1959, and “How About That”, No.10, in 1960.

However, the best was yet to come! This took the form of the uptempo ballad, “Raindrops”, which became an international hit in 1961.

Dee’s entries to the charts had petered out by 1963, nevertheless, quite out of the blue, he appeared on the British pop chart, in 1975, via the single, “Ride A Wild Horse”, which peaked at No.16.

When Dee was fifty years of age I saw a report on television, which showed him to be virtually penniless and living in a dilapidated motel. Just as sad, was the fact that his health appeared to mirror his pecuniary situation. Two years afterwards, he died from a heart attack, in December of 1990, in Georgia.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 18

  1. Because Of You (1951) Tony Bennett
  2. Love Is A Beautiful Song (1971) Dave Mills
  3. Green Tambourine (1967) The Lemon Pipers
  4. Sweet Nothin’s (1959) Brenda Lee
  5. The Gypsy (1946) The Ink Spots
  6. At The Woodchopper’s Ball (1939) Woody Herman and his Orchestra
  7. The Gypsy (1946) Dinah Shore
  8. Made In Japan (1972) Buck Owens and The Buckaroos
  9. A Broadway Melody (1929) Ben Selvin and his Orchestra
  10. Look Around (1971) Vince Hill
  11. Sha La La La Lee (1966) The Small Faces
  12. This Wheel’s On Fire (1968) Julie Driscoll, Brian Auger and The Trinity
  13. Bonaparte’s Retreat (1950) Kay Starr
  14. The Secrets That You Keep (1975) Mud
  15. The World I Used To Know (1964) Jimmie Rodgers
  16. Dreamin’ (1960) Johnny Burnette
  17. Let The Rest Of The World Go By (1920) Elizabeth Spencer
  18. Forty Days And Forty Nights (1956) Muddy Waters
  19. Beyond Tomorrow (Love Theme From ‘Serpico’) (1974) Perry Como
  20. You Don’t Know Like I Know (1966) Sam and Dave
  21. Things Have Changed (1945) Big Maceo
  22. Born A Woman (1966) Sandy Posey
  23. The Roving Kind (1950) Guy Mitchell
  24. That Silver-Haired Daddy Of Mine (1931) Gene Autry
  25. Ready Willing And Able (1955) Doris Day
  26. I’ve Had It (1959) The Bell Notes
  27. Fujiyama Mama (1957) Wanda Jackson
  28. You Only Live Once In A While (1974) Mickey Newbury
  29. Oakie Boogie (1952) Ella Mae Morse
  30. The Oogum Boogum Song Brenton Wood
  31. This Door Swings Both Ways (1966) Herman’s Hermits
  32. Right Said Fred (1962) Bernard Cribbins
  33. Pitfall (1955) The Louvin Brothers
  34. Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man (1973) Loretta Lynn/Conway Twitty
  35. Delaware (1960) Perry Como
  36. Sex Bomb (1999) Tom Jones
  37. Goo Goo Barabajagal (Love Is Hot) (1969) Donovan, with The Jeff Beck Group
  38. Another One Bites The Dust (1980) Queen
  39. Rock Lobster (1980) The B-52’s
  40. Shake It Off (2014) Taylor Swift

Wednesday, 26th September, 1979

Paul McCartney has been named as the most successful composer of all time. Forty-three of his songs have each sold more than a million copies. He has had his name associated with sixty golden discs: those that have each sold a million copies. Paul has also been identified as the world’s most successful recording artist, having been a vocalist on an estimated one hundred million albums, as well as a further one hundred million singles.

This evening, I listened to the radio station, 2GB, and the programme, ‘1967 Gold’. Its presenter, Sam Galea, played hits from that year. These included ‘The Reflections Of Charles Brown’ by Rupert’s People, The Bee Gees’ ‘To Love Somebody’ and Jackie Wilson’s ‘Higher And Higher’. Sam said that Jackie had suffered a stroke some five years ago and that this had resulted in him now being a semi-invalid.

At half past seven, we watched another edition of the British comedy, ‘Mind Your Language’, on Channel 7. Actor, Barry Evans, is cast as a teacher whose job it is to teach English to a mixture of migrants from various countries.

This comedy was followed by another, at eight, in the form of the British offering, ‘The Dick Emery Show’.

The film, ‘Nevada Smith’, a western from the year of 1966, followed. Its cast includes Steve McQueen, Karl Malden, Suzanne Pleshette, Arthur Kennedy, Martin Landau and Brian Keith.

Martin Landau appeared alongside his wife, Barbara Bain, in the cast of the televised series, ‘Mission: Impossible’, which was in production from 1966 until 1973.

I opted for bed at half past ten, having left Tiki to see it to its conclusion at 11.15.

‘Manikato’ Unplaced: Thursday, 27th September, 1979

I drove home from work by 4.00 p.m., having recorded the results of the trifectas on both the Underwood Stakes and the Marlboro Cup that were run at the racecourse in Caulfield, a suburb of Melbourne, this afternoon.

‘Valley Of Georgia’ had won the former race, having started at the odds of 9/1 whereas a rank outsider, ‘Private Walk’ (66/1), had won the latter while the 13/8 favourite, ‘Manikato’, had failed to finish in the first three placings.

Having entered our backyard, I threw the ball for our Alsatian, whom I like to call “Zedbeat”, to retrieve. All of the while she was being pursued by our young pup, ‘Daisy’, who insisted upon grabbing at her neck and tail. It marked the first time that I had really been angry at her. I also brushed and combed the adult dog’s coat that she had carried throughout winter. This she really enjoyed!

Tiki arrived home, shortly prior to six o’clock. Her mother had taken her into the city in her sedan, a ‘Rover’. The pair had enjoyed a smorgasbord for lunch at the Australia Tavern in the M.L.C. building. They had then adjourned to see the film, The Prophecy, at the Paramount, in George Street.

Channel TEN’s ‘Eyewitness News’ began at six o’clock and, at half past the hour, I chose to listen to the radio and 2GB’s Sam Galea’s programme, ‘1956 Gold’. It featured such recordings as “Tennessee” Ernie Ford’s ‘The Ballad Of Davey Crockett’. Sam said that “Tennesee” died in 1974.

Tiki and I discussed the bleak state of our finances, at the table in our kitchen. We estimated our foreseen expenditure for the next six months. She even talked of selling the drop earrings that I had bought for her to commemorate her twenty-first birthday. However, I am hopeful that such a scenario will not be the case.

As if such a prospect was not deflating enough, we decided to watch Channel TEN’s English film, ‘The Offence’, that was produced in 1973. It has Sean Connery cast as a sergeant in the police force. He takes it upon himself to bash a suspect, whom he believes to be a child molester, to death. Trevor Howard also has a major role.

I retired to bed at ten o’clock. Tiki decided to turn off the television, prior to the film’s conclusion, and follow me to bed.

The trifecta on the Marlboro Cup, as paid out by the Victorian T.A.B., set an Australian record. The single holder of the ticket is eligible to receive $113,000, should he or she not have already claimed it!

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 17

  1. Good Rockin’ Tonight (1948) Wynonie Harris
  2. A Million And One (1966) Billy Walker
  3. Rockin’ At Midnight (1949) Roy Brown
  4. Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine) (1954) The Penguins
  5. Harbour Lights (1950) Sammy Kaye and his Orchestra; vocalist: Tony Alamo
  6. I Must Be Seeing Things (1965) Gene Pitney
  7. My Name Is Jack (1968) Manfred Mann
  8. Crying In The Chapel (1953) June Valli
  9. Puppy Love (1960) Paul Anka
  10. Yesterday Man (1965) Chris Andrews
  11. Pinball Wizard (1969) The Who
  12. You Don’t Know Me (1956) Jerry Vale
  13. Crying In The Chapel (1953) Rex Allen
  14. Boom Boom (1964) The Animals
  15. The Trolley Song (1944) Judy Garland
  16. Why Me (1973) Kris Kristofferson
  17. Yes! We Have No Bananas (1923) Billy Jones
  18. Sugar And Spice (1963) The Searchers
  19. I’ve Got The World On A String (1933) Bing Crosby
  20. Boom Boom (1962) John Lee Hooker
  21. Lonely Weekends (1960) Charlie Rich
  22. Send Me The Pillow You Dream On (1962) Johnny Tillotson
  23. Don’t Hang Up (1962) The Orlons
  24. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (1959) Lonnie Donegan
  25. Straighten Up And Fly Right (1944) The Andrews Sisters
  26. Eyes Without A Face (1984) Billy Idol
  27. I Don’t Care (Just As Long As You Love Me) (1964) Buck Owens
  28. Nobody Knows You When You’re Down And Out (1929) Bessy Smith
  29. Vienna Calling (1985) Falco
  30. The World Is A Ghetto (1972) War
  31. Ooby Dooby (1956) Roy Orbison
  32. Wild Love (1973) Mungo Jerry
  33. Him Or Me – What’s It Gonna Be? (1967) Paul Revere and The Raiders
  34. Sunshine (1974) Mickey Newbury
  35. She Blinded Me With Science (1982) Thomas Dalby
  36. He’s My Blonde-Headed, Stompie Wompie, Real Gone Surfer Boy (1963) Little Pattie
  37. Roar (2013) Katy Perry
  38. Oliver’s Army (1979) Elvis Costello and The Attractions
  39. Rubber Duckie (1970) Ernie
  40. Shaddap You Face (1980) Joe Dolce Music Theatre

Avoid The Hackneyed And The Trite

During the perceived race to reduce every word in the English language to six letters or less, our abilities to express ourselves have become stale. Trite expressions have, as a result, seemingly swamped our language, thereby, effectively stifling many from developing a broad vocabulary.

Therefore, I have attempted to draw attention to the overuse of such expressions and, hopefully, provided some alternatives for the young to employ.

Will it fly? Will it be accepted/successful?

Not out of the woods, yet! not totally free from restrictions/yet to be completely achieved

…coming from implying, claiming

I’m not with you! I don’t understand/comprehend.

Talk us through it. explain/describe/elucidate

…stayed strong prevailed/persevered

a whole bunch numerous, various

gone to ground is in hiding/disappeared/cannot be located or contacted

big take-away gleaned/learned much from

go with decide/choose/elect(to)

set in concrete unanimously finalised/unalterable

come up to speed become more learned/knowledgeable/familiarise oneself with

play out eventuate, transpire

onboard in agreement with/in favour of

hit reached, attained

…began to pick up increased/intensified

…brought up to speed thoroughly informed or advised/familiarised with/updated

watch this space be alert, aware, prepared

a huge spend a massive or exorbitant expenditure/payment/cost/outlay

went public publicised, proclaimed, advertised

set you back cost/penalise/prohibit(from)

take us through explain/describe/elucidate(upon)

go for select, choose

It is what it is! unchangeable/unavoidable/real

lost the plot became distracted/diverted(from)/unduly influenced(by)

not looking too flash unimpressive/unwell/shabbily constructed

a straight shooter honest, dependable, truthful, trustworthy

copped received/blamed or treated unjustly

the jury is still out a matter remains unresolved/a decision is yet to be agreed upon

a roadmap a directive/a course of action

a tough ask asking much/extremely challenging or difficult

good to go prepared, ready, eager, keen

really hanging out for it expectantly longing or yearning for/eagerly anticipating

a game-changer revolutionary/hitherto unheralded/extremely efficacious

back on track focused upon/revived/restored/reestablished

knocked it out of the park excelled/astonished/performed with distinction

off their faces under the influence of…/uncontrollable

lose the… delete/remove/refrain(from)/desist

doing it tough struggling to cope/experiencing hardship/persevering, despite adversity

dropped on their heads suddenly inconvenienced or traumatised

on the same page in unison/total agreement or support

one size fits all uniformity/wholism

further down the track forseeably/in the future

up front with honest, truthful, frank

knocked it on the head cancelled/aborted/forbade

blows my mind amazes, astonishes me

give it a red-hot crack try extremely hard/display unyielding determination/give of one’s all

a hard sell a difficult message or measure to convey or enact upon

crack into obtain selection/gain admittance to

a knife’s edge teetering upon/perilous

the end game the expected or anticipated result/the desired conclusion

the must-haves the essentials/imperatives

anytime soon in the near or foreseeable future/shortly

a game-changer revolutionary/highly effective/unprecedented

a knock-on effect consequential, resultant or subsequent effect

under the pump experiencing extreme or severe pressure

does not stack up is unprofitable, unsustainable, unworthy

flipped and flopped vacillated, wavered

isn’t going to wash will be unacceptable/unfeasible/irrelevant

hit on one thing mention one matter, topic or agenda

straight down the line impartial, fair, honest

kicked-off began, commenced, started

the can has been kicked down the road a decision has been delayed; no agreement has been reached or accepted

a level playing field fairness, impartiality, equality

it’s all on the line in jeopardy, uncertain, at stake

up for grabs available, attainable, free

given a free ride shown leniency or partiality

the get-go the beginning, start or commencement

calm the farm restore tranquility/equilibrium/order

be on the same page be in full agreement/display cooperation

get a handle on it understand, comprehend

down the track/line in the future, at a later date

ticked a lot of boxes possessed many favourable aspects; was essentially suitable

kicked in became efficacious; assisted, helped

moved the goalposts altered the rules; reneged; revoked

singing from the same song/hymn sheet is/are in full agreement; in unison

good-to-go ready, prepared; approved

a must-see essential or imperative viewing

when the rubber hits the road one experiences adversity, hardship or unforeseen or resultant consequences

going public preparing to publicise or express to the public

gum up paralyse, blockade, stymie

a no-brainer obvious; elementary

ramp up increase substantially; intensify

tad slight; minuscule or almost imperceptible (amount, alteration or change)

Should my perceived alternatives to this everyday drivel be wide of the mark (wayward, erroneous or incorrect), please, forgive me.