I was not allowed to partake of any breakfast for I was scheduled to have a blood test at half past ten. The doctor has asked me to ring on Thursday morning, in order to receive my results.
Whilst I was at the clinic my heart was scrutinised via an electrocardiograph. The doctor found it difficult to get the suction cups to adhere to my hairy chest. He was able to tell me that the graph of my heartbeat showed no irregularities.
I arrived at Tiki’s place of work to give her a lift home and found that she was being pestered by a member of the staff, in the office in which she works. He gave me some unsolicited advice on how one should beat one’s wife, by stating that a husband should use a telephone directory and/or a length of rubber hose, in order to minimise the bruising.
The American comedy series, “Good Times”, at half past seven, gave way to a changing of channels and “Holiday”, from eight. This evening’s edition takes the viewer to Vila, in the New Hebrides, before examining a journey across the southern part of Australia on the Indian-Pacific Railway, before, lastly, exploring the options should one wish to plan ahead to visit this year’s Melbourne Cup.