Tactfulness Can Sometimes Vanish In Old Age

It must have been two years ago when I was in our local supermarket and about to reach for a copy of ‘The Daily Telegraph’. Suddenly, a breathless, middle-aged woman appeared at my side and inquired, “Do they sell ‘The Sydney Morning Herald’ in here?!”.

“No. This is a classy store!”, I retorted.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 41

  1. Tammy (1957) Debbie Reynolds
  2. Dream Lover (1959) Bobby Darin
  3. Hold On! I’m A Comin’ (1966) Sam and Dave
  4. Love Is The Sweetest Thing (1933) Ray Noble and his Orchestra; vocalist, Al Bowlly
  5. Wonderful Land (1962) The Shadows
  6. Yes Tonight, Josephine (1957) Johnnie Ray
  7. Together (1928) Paul Whiteman and his Orchestra; vocalist, Jack Fulton
  8. Any Dream Will Do (1973) Max Bygraves
  9. Young And Warm And Wonderful (1958) Tony Bennett
  10. I’m A Man (1965) The Yardbirds
  11. The Black Hills Of Dakota (1954) Doris Day
  12. Little By Little (1966) Dusty Springfield
  13. California Blue (1989) Roy Orbison
  14. Old MacDonald Boogie (1947) Johnny Tyler and The Riders Of The Rio Grande
  15. Words Of Love (1957) Buddy Holly
  16. The Queen Of Hearts (1981) Juice Newton
  17. Ventura Highway (1972) America
  18. I’ll Get Along Somehow (1947) Julia Lee and her Boyfriends
  19. A Woman Likes To Be Told (1950) Kay Starr
  20. Gonna See My Baby Tonight (1971) The La De Das
  21. Ooh…It Feels So Good (1950) The Larks
  22. Babe I’m Gonna Leave You (1969) Led Zeppelin
  23. Get Up, Get Up (You Sleepy Head) (1956) LaVern Baker
  24. Broken Lady (1975) Larry Gatlin
  25. (Honey, Baby, Hurry!) Bring Your Sweet Self Back To Me (1953) Lefty Frizzell
  26. Just Let Me Cry (1963) Lesley Gore
  27. Workin’ On A Groovy Thing (1969) The 5th Dimension
  28. Dear John (1982) Status Quo
  29. No Sugar Tonight (1970) The Guess Who
  30. Love (1971) The Lettermen
  31. With My Banjo On My Knee Blues (1933) Louisiana Lou
  32. I Want To Be Free (1957) Elvis Presley
  33. Don’t Burst My Bubble (1967) The Small Faces
  34. All Fall Down (1972) Lindisfarne
  35. Masterpiece (1973) The Temptations
  36. Dirrty (2002) Christina Aguilera ft. Redman
  37. The River Jordan (1958) The Louvin Brothers
  38. I’m Depending On You (1965) Otis Redding
  39. Funk Factory (1972) Wilson Pickett
  40. I Luv It (2024) Camila Cabello

Sunday, 19th June, 2022

We awoke just prior to 6.50 and arose just prior to 7.00. Our intension is to drive north to the region of New South Wales known as the Mid-North Coast and stay in accommodation that we will ascertain upon our arrival, in the regional town of Forster.

Prior to our departure, we noted that Channel 9’s ‘Weekend Today’ was being presented from Queensland’s Gold Coast from where Australian television’s awards, the Gold Logies, are to be presented this evening. Belinda Russell, Jayne Azzopardi and Charles Croucher were in the studio while the programme’s elderly reporter, Richard Wilkins, on what passes these days as ‘entertainment’, could be seen driving around in an electric buggy. The show’s reporter of the weather, Dan Anstey, is in the Gold Coast’s hinterland, at Mount Tamborine.

Channel 7’s corresponding programme, ‘Weekend Sunrise’, was as per yesterday with its co-presenters being Sally Bowery and Matt Doran. Sally relieved the absent Monique Wright. Natarsha Belling, who was formerly with Channel 10, read the news and presented the sport. The weather presenter, James Tobin, who’s in his early forties, presented his weather reports from a shop, in Rozelle, Sydney, that sells bicycles, as he advised the viewer to switch to riding one as the price of petrol has reached as much as two dollars and thirty cents per litre.

We turned the television off at eight o’clock, having witnessed the latest footage of America’s President, Joe Biden, having taken another tumble, this time from his stationary pushbike, right in front of those who were awaiting to interview him.

Once we had reached our destination and settled into our accommodation we drove to the sands of Seven Mile Beach, in order to exercise our dog and stretch our legs. There were only a few riders on their surfboards, down towards its southern end. Tiki began picking up sticks and throwing them for our canine to retrieve, only to have the latter display a greater interest in prancing about with them in her mouth, prior to gnawing at each one.

As it nearing mid-winter we showered and settled down to watch the circa 1964 film, ‘Clambake’. Apart from Elvis Presley, it features Bill Bixby of ‘The Incredible Hulk’, Will Hutchins (‘Sugarfoot’) and Shelley (‘The Donna Reid Show’) Fabares.

The ‘Seven Afternoon News’ was read by Angie Asimus, with the prominent cheekbones. It is reportedly going to cost the state government of Premier, Dominic Perrotait, twenty-five million dollars to erect a flagpole atop the Sydney Harbour Bridge in order to fly the Aboriginal flag alongside that of the nation and state. Matt Carmichael presents the sport and Angie, the weather report.

The ’10 News First’ screens between 5.00 and 6.00 and is read by the veteran, Ms Chris Bath. Amanda Jason reports on the weather, and Scott Mackinnon, supplies the coverage of sport.

Mr Chris Smith hosts ‘Chris Smith Tonight’ on Sky News’s Channel 53, between 6.00 and 7.00. Chris is furious that the government plans to spend the twenty-five million dollars to fly permanently what he perceives will be a divisive flag on the Harbour Bridge. The proposed flagpole would be the third such flagpole on the Bridge, with the current second such pole being used alternately to display the state or Aboriginal flags.

Chris’s first guest is the former federal politician, Mark Latham, who is currently the leader of the party, One Nation, in New South Wales and of whom we’ve not seen in some six weeks. Other guests include Hollie Hughes, a Liberal senator, who represents New South Wales, and Graham Richardson, a former minister in the Labor Party.

Smith refers to the Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, as being a “pariah”, “delusional” and “evil in the extreme”, as Russia’s attempt to annex Ukraine nears its fourth month. Chris interviews Inna Sovson, a Ukrainian M.P., who relays, via satellite from Kyiv, just what the situation is like in her country.

Chris’s other guests are Prue MacSween, a social commentator; Caroline Di Russo, a contributor to Sky News; and Kristy Carr, the C.E.O., of Bubs Australia. She speaks live from Ohio where it is 4.50 a.m. The company in recent days answered President Biden’s call to send its baby formula to America, due to there being a shortage.

The official debut of ‘Erin’ follows between 8.00 and 9.00. Its presenter is Erin Molan, the daughter of the Senator, Jim Molan. Erin is the mother of a girl of four years. Her opening guest, this evening, is Sky’s Jenna Clarke, who hosts another programme, ‘The Front Page’. Other guests include David Pocock, a newly elected independent senator for the Australian Capital Territory. He is a former ‘Wallaby’, having represented Australia at rugby union.

Another guest of Erin’s, is her previously mentioned father, Jim, a retired Major General. He states that war in our region is not only likely, but probable. Other guests include 2GB’s Michael McLaren and businesswoman, Kellie Sloane.

‘Paul Murray Live’ followed between 9.00 and 10.00. Its host Paul Murray is an obese smoker of cigars, who, despite only being in his mid-forties, already possesses a beard of grey. The first half of each programme features an outspoken monologue from Paul. His guests, in this evening’s latter half, include the ubiquitous Michael Kroger, a former president of the Victorian Liberal Party; the outgoing senator, Amanda Stoker; Linda Scott, a councillor, who represents the City Of Sydney; James Ashby, Senator Pauline Hanson’s Chief Of Staff, and Teena McQueen, the Liberal Party’s Vice-President.

The sixty-second ‘TV Week’, ‘Logie Awards’ are being held tonight, on the Gold Coast. The awards are named in honour of the British inventor of television, John Logie Baird.

Although we retired for the night shortly after ten o’clock, our accommodation’s external lighting system was to keep us awake, seemingly for hours, as our bedroom’s curtains were too sheer.