‘The Beatles’ Top The List!: Sunday, 15th May, 1977

After what was a windy, wet and spooky night, and with the rain continuing to fall, I listened to the highlights from John Laws’ radio programme of last week. From 10.00 a.m., it was the turn of “American Top Forty”, compered by Casey Kasem, to occupy my attention. This week it is counting down “The Top 40 American Hits Of The Beatles’ Era”.

In the period from 1964 to 1970 the top three selling singles were: “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head” (B.J. Thomas; 1969) at No.3; “Sugar, Sugar” (The Archies: 1969) at No.2; with “Hey Jude” (The Beatles; 1968) atop the list.

At one o’clock, on television, Australia’s renowned underwater cameraman Ben Cropp — who for a year or two in the early sixties taught at the high school I attended — appears in his documentary, “Who Did Discover Australia?”, which is followed, at two, by another of his, in the form of “Voyage To The Coral Sea”.

The surf movie, “Beach Blanket Bingo”, from 1965, screens from half past three and features Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello and comedian, Paul Lynde, who really doesn’t even have to open his mouth to make one smile.

It continues to teem outside as the wind continues to whistle.

From half past six there is a replay of last year’s grand final, in the rugby league, as today’s full round of matches was washed out. Manly-Warringah defeated Parramatta by thirteen points to ten after the teams had been locked at seven all at half-time.

The police series, “Hawaii Five-O”, is screened from half past seven and, an hour later, James Coburn and Lee Remick appear in “Hard Contract”, a film that bears the copyright of 1969.

Cliff Richard has arrived in Sydney, from New Zealand.

An Unwise Act!

Tiki was perusing the guide for viewers of television when she noted that one of the programmes on offer was the film, ‘How To Murder Your Wife’, from circa 1965. As I was seated nearby, I was immediately warned of how it was not to provide me with such motivation.

“Only fools would contemplate such an idea, for to do so would mean they’d have to do everything themselves!”, I quipped.

Stroke The Cheetah, Slap The Lioness!

When we visited Mauritius, we paid to stroke a cheetah, as well as walk with the lions. We were the only ones in our party to opt to do both.

We were taken to an open field where we met with two men and two untethered cheetahs. Both animals lay on their sides with their heads raised. One of the men informed us that they had listened to the animals’ breathing in order to determine the mood of each and, therefore, we were only allowed to stroke the side of the one immediately in front of us.

If I were to say I was not somewhat hesitant, I would be lying! Especially, when I found it difficult to take my eyes off the proximity and length of the animal’s teeth.

Having reunited with those in our party, we were introduced to a lioness of two years, as well as a somewhat mischievous male of one. We set off, as a group, to walk with the pair and, individually, each person was encouraged to hold the lioness’s tail, as we proceeded.

When we did stop, we were encouraged not to simply stroke the ever so patient lioness, but to literally slap her! The head guide told us that to stroke such an animal would be tantamount to the feeling a human might experience should a fly land on their skin.

The mischievous cub must have felt he wasn’t receiving the attention he deserved and proceeded to climb up a tall stump and, for a time, refused to descend.

We were given ample time to take photographs and the filming of events was not restricted in any way.

I must say that the lioness’s patience and tolerance was exceptional! She patiently lay on her left side, as any number of those who wished to partake in vigorously slapping her right side, queued behind her. Neither Tiki nor I, felt any trepidation in repeatedly slapping her when it was our respective turn to do so.

As we were relatively close to the French department of Reunion, we decided to fly there too. Alas! The day we had booked to fly over the island’s volcano our flight encountered dense cloud and the female pilot of the helicopter rightly deemed that it was too dangerous to continue. At least, we were partially refunded for the non-completion of our flight.

During our stay, we did, however, get to peruse the church that had been the victim of a prior eruption’s flow of lava.

We had been unable to fly directly to Mauritius, from Sydney. Instead, we were required to change aeroplanes in Perth. Therefore, we took advantage of this on our way home by spending three days in Perth to witness how it had changed since the early 1970s.

Whilst there, amongst other things, we visited Kings Park, boarded a ferry to travel down the Swan River to the port of Fremantle. Another ferry conveyed us offshore to Rottnest Island, the home of the quokkas. These small wallabies reminded the early Dutch explorers of rats and they consequently named the island with this in mind.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 32

  1. Caldonia (1945) Louis Jordan
  2. Let The Heartaches Begin (1967) Long John Baldry
  3. April Love (1957) Pat Boone
  4. Don’t Be That Way (1938) Benny Goodman and his Orchestra
  5. Scatter-Brain (1939) Frankie Masters and his Orchestra
  6. In The Still Of The Night (1937) Tommy Dorsey and his Orchestra; vocalist: Jack Leonard
  7. Oh! Carol (1959) Neil Sedaka
  8. I’ve Got A New Heartache (1956) Ray Price
  9. A Day Without You (1962) Danny Williams
  10. It Takes Two (1967) Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston
  11. Silhouettes (1957) The Rays
  12. Baby, Come Back (1968) The Equals
  13. Silhouettes (1965) Herman’s Hermits
  14. Pamela, Pamela (1966 ) Wayne Fontana
  15. Miss You Nights (1976) Cliff Richard
  16. Hold Tight (1966) Dave Dee, Dozy, Mick and Tich
  17. It Only Hurts For A little While (1956) The Ames Brothers
  18. Still The Same (1978) Bob Seger and The Silver Bullet Band
  19. Don’t It Make You Feel Good (1964) The Overlanders
  20. I Was Only 19 (A Walk In The Light Green) (1983) Redgum
  21. Born Too Late (1958) The Poni-tails
  22. Call Me (1966) Chris Montez
  23. There’s No Other (Like My Baby) (1961) The Crystals
  24. Pamela Brown (1972) Tom T. Hall
  25. Hard To Handle (1968) Otis Redding
  26. Forget Me Not (1958) The Kalin Twins
  27. Ruby Red (1958) The Kingston Trio
  28. The Day Is Done (1969) Peter, Paul and Mary
  29. See My Friend (1969) The Kinks
  30. Look At Me (1958) Buddy Holly
  31. I Take What I Want (1965) Sam and Dave
  32. Half-Breed (1959) Marvin Rainwater
  33. Highway To Hell (1979) AC/DC
  34. Mr. Blue Sky (1978) The Electric Light Orchestra
  35. Viva Forever (1997) The Spice Girls
  36. Black Magic (2015) Little Mix
  37. All Around The World (1989) Lisa Stansfield
  38. Daddy Cool (1976) Boney M
  39. Murder On The Dancefloor (2001)
  40. No Wheels (1958) The Chordettes