Southern Italy

We weren’t sure just how safe southern Italy would be and for that reason we decided to book a tour of five days, prior to our Australian departure.

Our bus happened to seat just eight passengers, a guide and of course, a driver. The tour departed from Rome and after, shall I say, an exhilarative ride along a narrow highway with a precipitous drop to our immediate right, we arrived in the coastal town of Sorrento.

That evening, we were treated to traditional Italian dishes. The waiters just kept coming, as we were served food of a high quality. It almost reached that stage when we felt as though we could not eat another bite.

The following day we travelled across the Bay Of Naples to the famed Isle Of Capri. There we had the privilege of entering the breath-taking Blue Grotto. Something, judging by the seemingly endless queue of those who were hoping to gain access, I felt we would not have achieved had we not been on a tour.

The Grotto to us was the highlight of the tour! This, in spite of us having to lie prone in a rowing boat as our oarsman guided us about. The cavern’s ceiling appeared to be quite high and when, I would occasionally lift my head, I could observe that its waters were, indeed, a magnificent deep blue. The oarsman told us that they possessed a depth of sixty feet.

There was a chairlift on the island and while Tiki decided against riding on it, I did. Each of its seats was for a solo person, with each seat being some ten to fifteen metres distant. It was the serenity of the experience more than any feeling of exhilaration, that I really enjoyed.

Our tour took us as far south as the town of Lecce, which is in the ‘heel’ of Italy. We headed north from there to the town of Alberobello, best known for its unique houses, known as Trullis. The tiny structures possess conical roofs of local stone. One lady gave us permission to enter her home.

Our next stop was the historic town of Matera. It was constructed on a hilltop and our guide allowed us the opportunity to view it from a lookout, prior to us entering one of the town’s ancient houses. I remember her stating that Mel Gibson had select the town in which to film scenes for one of his movies.

Prior to our return to Rome, we visited the ancient site of Pompeii. It was in nearby Naples, that, for the first time, we and our fellow passengers perceived the need to stay relatively close to our guide.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 31

  1. Maria (1962) Andy Williams
  2. Drum Stomp (1937) Lionel Hampton and his Orchestra (Cozy Cole on drums)
  3. My Guy (1964) Mary Wells
  4. City Lights (1958) Ray Price
  5. Mr. Sandman (1954) The Chordettes
  6. The Night Has A Thousand Eyes (1962)
  7. Out Of Time (1966) Chris Farlowe
  8. Make The World Go Away (1965) Eddy Arnold
  9. Young Girl (1968) Gary Puckett and The Union Gap
  10. I Got Rhythm (1930) Red Nichols and his Five Pennies; vocalist: Dick Robertson
  11. Don’t Stand So Close To Me (1980) The Police
  12. Make The World Go Away (1963) Timi Yuro
  13. The Lonesome Road (1929) Paul Robeson
  14. Tijuana Taxi (1965) Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass
  15. I Found A New Love (1960) Lonnie Lee and The Leemen
  16. The Lonesome Road (1928) Gene Austin
  17. Song And Dance Man (1974) Mike McClellan
  18. Song And Dance Man (1973) Johnny Paycheck
  19. There Won’t Be Anymore (1973) Charlie Rich
  20. Magic (1974) Pilot
  21. The Man From Laramie (1955) Al Martino
  22. All I Could Do Was Cry (1960) Etta James
  23. California Sun (1964) The Rivieras
  24. Two Less Lonely People In The World (1982) Air Supply
  25. The Day The Rains Came (1958) Jane Morgan
  26. Tricky (1957) Ralph Marterie and his Orchestra
  27. Set Me Free (1980) Utopia
  28. The Bright Side Of The Road (1979) Van Morrison
  29. Year Of The Cat (1977) Al Stewart
  30. On The Road Again (1965) The Lovin’ Spoonful
  31. Travellin’ Blues (1951) Lefty Frizzell
  32. I Ain’t Mad At You (You Ain’t Mad At Me) (1947) Count Basie and his Orchestra: vocalist: Taps Miller
  33. I’ve Got The Milk ‘Em In The Mornin’ Blues (1949) “Tennessee” Ernie Ford
  34. One Night In Heaven (1993) M People
  35. Could It Be Magic (1992) Take That
  36. Last Night (2014) The Vamps
  37. Short Shorts (1958) The Royal Teens
  38. Ice Ice Baby (1990) Vanilla Ice
  39. I Say Love (1968) The Royal Guardsmen
  40. Firework (2010) Katy Perry

Four Eyes?

One of my sister-in-laws once received a call from her father at six o’clock in the morning. He had mislaid his bifocal glasses and needed her to search for them, with immediacy.

Having driven for half an hour, she arrived at his front door only to espy them sitting atop his head!