A Verbal Low Blow

We were watching a news bulletin when there was word of a study that claimed to show that mothers play a greater role in the naming of a baby.

This led Tiki to inquire of me if I was, indeed, aware of whether it had been my mother who had done so.

“I can’t recall. I was a bit young at the time. But I was told that ‘Ian’ was Scottish for ‘John’.”

“Perhaps your mother thought you looked a bit like an American toilet!” She retorted.

Almost ‘Choked’

We came upon an elderly couple as they were also on their daily walk. The gentleman was wheeling their black poodle as it sat in a pram, the only problem being that he had forgotten to disengage the pram’s brake.

As he did so, I could not help but mention of how, in the previous week, I had failed in my attempt to start our lawnmower and of how it wasn’t until I had gone upstairs to report this fact to Tiki, that she inquired of me if I had, in fact, engaged its choke.

“I was very nearly choked, there and then!”, I joked.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 27

  1. We’ll Meet Again (1939) Vera Lynn
  2. The Loved One (1966) The Loved Ones
  3. It’s Magic (1948) Doris Day
  4. All Or Nothing (1966) The Small Faces
  5. Open Ended Heartache (2006) Adam Brand
  6. I’ve Been Everywhere (1962) Lucky Starr
  7. You Really Got Me (1964) The Kinks
  8. A Painted Tainted Rose (1963) Al Martino
  9. It’s The Same Old Song (1965) The Four Tops
  10. (I’d Be) A Legend In My Time (1974) Ronnie Milsap
  11. Cry To Me (1962) Solomon Burke
  12. Lovin’ You (1975) Minnie Riperton
  13. On The Beach (1964) Cliff Richard and The Shadows
  14. Teen Angel (1959) Mark Dinning
  15. The Joint Is Jumpin’ (1937) Fats Waller
  16. Hoop-Dee-Doo (1950) Perry Como
  17. Hoop-Dee-Doo (1950) Kay Starr
  18. Green Light (1948) Hank Thompson
  19. Chulu Chululu (1964) Bill and Boyd
  20. Living Next Door To Alice (1973) New World
  21. Mississippi (1970) John Phillips
  22. I’ve Been Everywhere (1962) Hank Snow
  23. Johnny Angel (1962) Shelley Fabares
  24. Rave On (1958) Buddy Holly
  25. Blackberry Boogie (1952) “Tennessee” Ernie Ford
  26. Bad Boy (1959) Marty Wilde
  27. Five Guys Named Moe (1943) Louis Jordan
  28. My Little Rocker’s Turned Surfie (1964) Digger Revell and The Denvermen
  29. Waiting For A Train (1929) Jimmie Rodgers
  30. Soothe Me (1961) The Sims Twins
  31. Funky Broadway (1967) Wilson Pickett
  32. Bunny Hop (1952) Ray Anthony; vocals: Tommy Mercer and Marcie Miller
  33. You Can Do It (1978) Dobie Gray
  34. I Don’t Know Where To Start (1982) Eddie Rabbitt
  35. I Still Believe In Love (1978) Charlie Rich
  36. Set Me Free (1965) The Kinks
  37. Black Magic (2015) Little Mix
  38. You Gave Me Somebody To Love (1966) Manfred Mann
  39. Who Let The Dogs Out (2000) The Baha Men
  40. The Joker (1973) The Steve Miller Band

The Third Mug

Tiki had espied a pair of mugs in the front window of a shop, we were passing. The mug on the left possessed the wording ‘Mr Right’ while the second displayed that of ‘Mrs Always Right’.

As Tiki was consumed with laughter, my mind wondered why “my” mug was absent from the display, for it would have conveyed the perceived self-belief, ‘Mr Seldom Right!’.