Amber Circle

It was the mid-eighties when Tiki and I joined four Europeans in taking it in turns to jump off a rocky cliff into the Mediterranean.

Immediately before this we had searched for a public toilet without success and as anyone knows who has spent time in Greece, the country isn’t exactly known for its trees.

Having relieved myself, as a teenager, in Sydney Harbour without having drawn the attention of others, I believed that I could do likewise on this particular occasion.

How wrong I was!

I stared in horror at the large amber circle that had almost instantly enveloped me, as Tiki made any of the others, who might not have been watching, acutely aware of the situation.

What amazed me was that it did not deter any of the others from continuing to plunge themselves into the sea, at that very point!

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 25

  1. He’ll Have To Go (1959) Jim Reeves
  2. Choo Choo Ch’Boogie (1946) Louis Jordan
  3. Star Crossed Lovers (1968) Neil Sedaka
  4. The Poor People Of Paris (1956) Les Baxter
  5. Everything I Own (1972) Bread
  6. Only The Strong Survive (1969) Jerry Butler
  7. He’ll Have To Stay (1960) Jeanne Black
  8. The Legend Of Xanadu (1968) Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich
  9. I Believe In You (1980) Don Williams
  10. Boys Cry (1964) Eden Kane
  11. Black Pearl (1969) Checkmates, Ltd featuring Sonny Charles
  12. I’m Looking Out The Window (1962) Cliff Richard
  13. The Devil Went Down To Georgia (1979) The Charlie Daniels Band
  14. You Kept Coming Back Like A Song (1946) Dinah Shore
  15. Puppet On A String (1967) Sandie Shaw
  16. Have A Drink On Me (1961) Lonnie Donegan
  17. Many Tears Ago (1946, 1949) Eddy Arnold and his Tennessee Plowboys
  18. Run Bobby Run (1964) Lesley Gore
  19. Always Late (With Your Kisses) (1951) Lefty Frizzell
  20. Midnight Special (1940) Leadbelly (Huddie Ledbetter)
  21. Serenata (1915) John McCormack
  22. Serenata (1960) Sarah Vaughan
  23. Cotton Eye Joe (1995) The Rednex
  24. Mustang Sally (1966) Wilson Pickett
  25. Little Deuce Coupe (1963) The Beach Boys
  26. Washboard Blues (1928) Paul Whiteman and his Orchestra, with Hoagy Carmichael (vocalist and pianist)
  27. Because They’re Young (1960) Duane Eddy
  28. Rag Mama Rag (1935) Blind Boy Fuller
  29. Please Don’t Talk To The Lifeguard (1963) Diane Ray
  30. (What Can I Say) After I Say I’m Sorry (1940) Will Bradley and his Orchestra
  31. (What Can I Say) After I Say I’m Sorry (1940) Jo Stafford
  32. I Ain’t Mad At You (You Ain’t Mad At Me) (1947) Count Basie and his Orchestra; vocalist: Taps Miller
  33. Rated “X” (1972) Loretta Lynn
  34. We Ain’t Got Nothing But The Blues (1945) Bull Moose Jackson
  35. Try Me One More Time (1944) Ernest Tubb
  36. Born For Bad Luck (1940) Brownie McGhee
  37. Goodnight Baby (1965) Sam and Dave
  38. Jagged Little Pill (1995) Alanis Morissette
  39. good 4 u (2021) Olivia Rodrigo
  40. Living In A Box (1987) Living In A Box

“It’s unhealthy!”

I’d spent a restless night, as the two bites on my leg were not only painful, but extremely itchy. It was during our walk into town, that the one near my right ankle began to be irritated by my sock, as I took each step.

This prompted Tiki to suggest that I roll down the sock, however, no sooner had I done so, I was inform that I looked rather ‘silly’ and, therefore, instructed to roll down the other. However, as I bent over to do so, she warned me to be careful not to lose some or all of the coins I had placed in the breast pocket of my loose-fitting knitshirt, otherwise, as she put it, I’d really look ‘stupid’.

Tongue in cheek, I chided her for having used the words silly and stupid in quick succession.

“Well, it was you who once told me to feel free to speak the truth!”, she retorted.

“Yes. But you don’t have to be as truthful, as that!”, I replied through a smile.

When we reached the store, Tiki opted to wait outside, which was just as well for when I went to retrieve the coins from the pocket I learned that I was ten cents shy of the two dollars and fifty cents required to buy the mid-week newspaper. This left me with no choice but to exclaim to the young woman, who had been waiting patiently at the counter for me to step forward, that I was missing ten cents and that I would have to return later.

However, no sooner had I done so than I happened to look down and espy the coin on the floor, virtually at my feet. I was so relieved that no sooner had I called out to her that I had found it than I was at the counter, handing her the money.

It wasn’t until she stood there, baring a bemused facial expression, that the penny finally dropped and I realised that she didn’t know just what I had intend to purchase.

I apologised, of course, and moved to retrieve what I also should have taken to the counter.

“Don’t ever grow old,” I informed her. “It’s unhealthy!”.

The next day, I was bitten, again, as I slept. Despite Tiki having proceeded to duly strip the bed and thoroughly shake each item of bedclothing, no culprit was found.

This led her to enquire of me, “Why are you being bitten and I’m not?!”.

“I’d answer that question, but what I say might incriminate me”, I replied.