Tiki and I had just walked up a relatively short, sharp rise when I exclaimed, “I’m out of puff. I must be getting soft!”
“You’ve been soft for years!”, she retorted.
A Whale Of A Comment
We were collecting rubbish from the water’s edge when Tiki espied a discarded condom. Being unable to control myself, I commented that it must have belonged to a sperm whale.
‘E.S.P.’
My answer to a question on an edition of the British quiz, ‘Tipping Point’, was incorrect for I had offered “Whitby”, as my response to it.
Minutes passed before a contestant was asked to name the national park that is closest to the coastal town of Whitby.
I couldn’t believe my ears and immediately announced to Tiki that I have always maintained that I possess a form of E.S.P., prior to adding, “Extra Sexual Perception!”
“More like ‘Extra Stupid Perception’!”, she retorted.