Lighthearted Moments

One morning we were walking past our local sailing club when I happened to espy a gentleman with a fancy, elongated camera. While I fully realised that he was presumably there to photograph scenes from a regatta that was soon to begin, I decided to see if he possessed a sense of humour.

I, therefore, with my arms outstretched, pronounced, “I’ve arrived! Snap away!”

Although he didn’t see any humour in what I’d exclaimed, the gentleman standing next to him did.

Tiki was once given a lengthy, carved and lacquered stick with a stout cord attached at its thicker end and a cap of rubber at the other. I carry it on our walks, in the hope of being able fend off any dog that might attack our greatly adoured canine.

As we were passing an elderly gentleman, who was clearly struggling to make forward progress, even with the assistance of his walking stick, I called out to him, “My stick’s longer than yours!”, as I held it up for him to observe.

Fortunately, he wasn’t offended by my double entendre and laughed heartily.

A Sign Of The Times

It’s a sign of the times when the inarticulate and the poorly educated in our media, are reporting on the declining educational achievements within our schools.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 24

  1. In The Mood (1939) Glenn Miller and his Orchestra
  2. Oh! My Pa-Pa (1953) Eddie Fisher
  3. Green Door (1956) Jim Lowe
  4. Big Fat Mama (1947) Roy Milton
  5. I Love How You Love Me (1961) The Paris Sisters
  6. When I Was Young (1967) Eric Burdon and The Animals
  7. To Love Somebody (1967) The Bee Gees
  8. Elenore (1968) The Turtles
  9. Could I Have This Dance (1980) Anne Murray
  10. Patches (1970) Clarence Carter
  11. Elvira (1981) The Oak Ridge Boys
  12. Blue On Blue (1963) Bobby Vinton
  13. Mississippi Cotton Picking Delta Town (1974) Charley Pride
  14. Pretty Kitty Kelly (1920) Charles Harrison
  15. I Never Loved Anyone (1947) Jo Stafford
  16. Big Fat Mama (1942) Lucky Millinder and his Orchestra
  17. Song For Guy (1978) Elton John
  18. The Purple People Eater (1958) Sheb Wooley
  19. Baby Please Don’t Go (1941) Big Joe Williams
  20. The Party’s Over (1962) Lonnie Donegan
  21. Exclusively Yours (1960) Carl Dobkins Jr.
  22. Holiday (1983) Madonna
  23. Someday, Sweetheart (1927) Gene Austin
  24. Werewolves Of London (1978) Warren Zevon
  25. Under The Moon Of Love (1961) Curtis Lee
  26. Jump (For My Love) (1984) The Pointer Sisters
  27. Elvira (1966) Dallas Frazier
  28. My Rough And Rowdy Ways (1929) Jimmie Rodgers
  29. Walkin’ In The Sunshine (1967) Roger Miller
  30. Spiders And Snakes (1973) Jim Stafford
  31. If I Could Only Win Your Love (1958) The Louvin Brothers
  32. We Are Family (1979) Sister Sledge
  33. I’m A Tiger (1968) Lulu
  34. Mama Said (1961) The Shirelles
  35. Should I Stay Or Should I Go (1982) The Clash
  36. Doctor Jones (1998) Aqua
  37. The Purple people Eater Meets The Witch Doctor (1958) Joe South
  38. Ooh, Aah…Just A Little Bit (1996) Gina G
  39. Good Enough (1996) Dodgy
  40. Some Velvet Morning (1967) Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood