Workman’s Boots No More

Richard, a tiler, visited us earlier this year. During our conversation, he recounted how a policeman had informed that if one owns a dog one is seventy per cent less likely to be burgled.

The officer added that if one goes to the trouble of placing a pair of workman’s boots outside one’s front door then then the chance of one’s property being burgled diminish even further.

Armed with this knowledge Richard visited his elderly mother and, knowing that she already had a dog, arranged for her to receive a pair of such boots to display outside her front door.

However, when he revisited her, he noticed that the boots had been painted and further to this, on a subsequent visit, could not fail to observe that each contained one of her favourite flowering plants.

The Top 40 Fantasies: No. 22

  1. Catch A Falling Star (1958) Perry Como
  2. Lonely Boy (1959) Paul Anka
  3. My Sentimental Friend (1969) Herman’s Hermits
  4. The Lovebug Itch (1950) Eddy Arnold
  5. Look Homeward, Angel (1957) Johnnie Ray
  6. Spanish Lace (1962) Gene McDaniels
  7. I Will Follow Him (1963) Little Peggy March
  8. Peter Gunn (1959) Ray Anthony and his Orchestra
  9. It Hurts Me Too (1940) Tampa Red
  10. One Man Woman/One Woman Man (1974) Paul Anka and Odia Coates
  11. Just A Little (1965) The Beau Brummels
  12. Leah (1962) Roy Orbison
  13. ’57 Chevrolet (1978) Billie Joe Spears
  14. The Lovin’ Things (1969) The Grass Roots
  15. I Want To Walk You Home (1959) Fats Domino
  16. Another Fool Like Me (1963) Ned Miller
  17. Lollipop (1958) The Chordettes
  18. Mardi Gras In New Orleans (1949) Professor Longhair
  19. Rumble (1958) Link Wray and his Ray Men
  20. I Overlooked An Orchid (1974) Mickey Gilley
  21. Cinnamon (1968) Derek
  22. Dreamboat (1955) Alma Cogan
  23. In The Jailhouse Now (1955) Webb Pierce
  24. Albert Flasher (1971) The Guess Who
  25. School Days (1950) Louis Jordan
  26. I Don’t Believe You’ve Met My Baby (1956) The Louvin Brothers
  27. Baby The Rain Must Fall (1965) Glenn Yarbrough
  28. Isn’t Life Strange (1972) The Moody Blues
  29. That’s Where It’s At (1964) Sam Cooke
  30. The Credit Card Song (1974) Dick Feller
  31. Heart Of Glass (1978) Blondie
  32. I Ain’t Lyin’ (1975) George McCrae
  33. Sydney Town (1965) Gary Shearston
  34. Hey! Little Girl (1961) Del Shannon
  35. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fuddah! (A Letter From Camp) (1963) Allan Sherman
  36. Train Whistle Blues (1938) Sonny Terry
  37. The Tin Man (1974) America
  38. A Prayer And A Juke Box (1959) Little Anthony and The Imperials
  39. Call Me Maybe (2012) Carly Rae Jepsen
  40. People Are Still Having Sex (1991) La Tour