While it was still fairly warm when we had turned in, it became decidedly cold during the night. After we arose to visit the toilet, at twenty past four, we employed the second borrowed blanket, which meant that we were beneath three such bedclothes. The bed, itself, was short and fell away towards its middle, however, in spite of these drawbacks, I slept surprisingly well.
We awoke at seven o’clock and arose ten minutes later. Due to the state of the facilities on offer, we had already made up our minds not to shower and once the car had been packed I walked to the house to return the two old blankets while Tiki followed in the ‘Galant’. I knocked and knocked at the back door before I resorted to ringing the front doorbell, twice.
Even then there was, still, no answer so Tiki went to the back door and after she had knocked once loudly Mr. Price appeared, attired in his dressing-gown. She returned the blankets and the key to the caravan and the facilities in exchange for our deposit of one dollar.
It was overcast and cool as I drove to Warragul and thence out along the road on which I had hitchhiked six years and four days ago. We passed the farmhouse at the fork in the road where the dogs had barked at me. I observed that the countryside appeared to be not as lush — quite dry and yet still green — and that the grass by the roadside was now taller. A “slime” was also apparent on the surface of some of the dams and Strzelecki was noted to possess a new church.
Upon our arrival in Korumburra, we walked up the main street and rounded the corner to the only milk bar that served tea. After firstly being told that there was no toast on offer, someone in the somewhat run-down establishment must have had a change of mind when we didn’t order anything else. There were pictures on the wall of greyhounds winning at Warragul and Sale. Toast, butter and a cup of tea each cost us one dollar.
Tiki took over the wheel and drove to Wonthaggi where we purchased petrol to the value of five dollars from a service station that belongs to Shell. We spent time to observe the jawbone of a whale which had measured seventy-four feet in length when its carcass washed up on a local beach years ago. It is attached to the verandah of a hotel.
I noted where I had stood for an hour in cold conditions before finally securing a lift to Phillip Island, six years and three days ago.
Once I had decided that Inverloch hadn’t changed much — the youth hostel now includes a yellow weather-boarded shed — we continued on, through Leongatha. We turned off at Meeniyan bound for Fish Creek and Yanakie prior to making the payment of a dollar to an amiable young man in order that we might enter the Wilsons Promontory National Park. He stuck a green “day ticket” to the inside of our car’s windscreen and handed us some information in the form of pamphlets.
We stopped at Darby River, which was on our right, and used the ‘long-drop’ toilets. After having walked through sand for a kilometre, we located Darby Beach which was inhabited by surfers. We focused our attention, instead, on the island off the coast, and, upon our return to the ‘Galant’, removed the sand from our shoes. It became my turn to drive once more.
At Tidal River — which is as far south as one can drive — I parked in the crowded car park on Mt. Oberon before realising that I should have parked in its lower counterpart, which is set aside for diurnal visitors. To our surprise and disappointment its vicinage was overrun with shabbily dressed youths and hippies. I was, however, able to receive 7LO, Launceston, as I had done when I was on Wilsons Promontory three years ago.
After lunch, at around a quarter past one, I drove us out of the national park and turned to the right at Foleys Road. This leads one to the shore of Corner Inlet, with its pelicans and what, perhaps, were young albatross. Upon our return to the main road, and, as we passed through Foster, we heard the dismissals of Gary Cosier and Bobby Simpson in the same over. The former had scored sixty-seven and the latter, two. Earlier, India had been dismissed for two hundred and fifty-six after it had resumed on six wickets down for two hundred and thirty-four overnight. John Dyson had been dismissed for a duck and David Ogilvie for six in an earlier collapse by Australia.
I drove on via Toora and Welshpool to Port Welshpool, which lies opposite Little Snake and Snake islands, at the entrance to the huge expanse of water that is Corner Inlet. I asked Tiki if she wanted to walk out along the long jetty, but she did not. There appeared to be an abundance of black swans at Port Welshpool.
Reliant upon my memory, I correctly predicted that we would see a water-tower at the end of Yarram’s main street. We purchased two cups of ‘Dairy Frost’ ice-cream, which had been extruded from a machine, at a cost of thirty cents for each. The mixed business was nicely kept and the men who worked there wore uniforms which included maroon coats.
We departed from Yarram by half past three and, with Tiki at the wheel, travelled the forty-seven miles to Sale. We began to price motels: the Swan on the highway to Bairnsdale, the Flag near the centre of town, and, finally, the Thomson River on the highway to Melbourne. It was really a matter of choice between the Swan at a cost of twenty-two dollars fifty, which included a light breakfast, and the Thomson River — where the young chap had to look up the tariff — at twenty-one dollars, but with breakfast excluded.
The sun had appeared by this time and it was quite warm. Unable to come to a definitive decision, we began to feel somewhat discouraged and set out to look for an on-site van, instead. There was one with six berths at the caravan park just up from the Swan for twelve dollars, but I was unimpressed and decided to drive out along the road from whence we had entered the town until I came upon a caravan park on the bank of the Thomson River. We felt tired and frustrated up and settled for a four-berth van, at a charge of eleven dollars and fifty cents, in spite of the fact that I did not think it wise to be in a caravan park on New Year’s Eve. One bloke had told the young manager that he would be having fifteen people round for drinks.
Upon our arrival at our caravan, I soon realised that I needed to park the ‘Galant’ about fifty metres farther on because I could envisage a drunk’s vehicle colliding with it later on. It wasn’t until we had unloaded our belongings that we discovered that all of the caravan’s berths were, indeed, single. This fact provided us with an excuse to reject its hire and when the manager offered to refund the eleven dollars and fifty cents, I immediately accepted.
We decided that we would hopefully receive a better night’s sleep at the motel, Swan, than we predicted we were in all likelihood to get, were we to have remained at the caravan park. Tiki entered its office and was given the key to room eleven. By a quarter to six I was watching the A.B.C.’s Channel Four and the closing minutes of play on this the second day of the Third Test from the Melbourne Cricket Ground.
India was batting in its second innings after Australia had collapsed in its first to be dismissed for just two hundred and thirteen. Craig Serjeant, who is badly in need of runs, had top scored with eighty-five. At stumps India is 1-50. Sunil Gavaskar was run out in silly fashion just before six o’clock. India now commands a lead of ninety-three runs with nine wickets in hand.
At six o’clock, we observed a British show which commemorates the one-hundredth anniversary of the gramophone. The programme incorporates the Silver Jubilee Record Awards to British artists of the last twenty-five years. The Beatles is voted top group; Cliff Richard — he sings “Miss You Nights” from last year, which is one of his favourite recordings — is the top male singer, and Shirley Bassey, the top female recording star. Julie Covington is voted the best new female artist and appears, with hair that is closely cropped, to sing the hit of 1975 by Alice Cooper, “Only Women Bleed”.
I enjoyed a warm shower, having shaved for the first time in two days. We departed, at seven, for a counter tea at the Gippsland Hotel, which is situated on a corner of the highway, about three quarters of a mile closer to town. Having parked in the middle of the street, we entered the Hibiscus Room where we were fortunate to obtain a table.
The exceptionally nice barman, whom Tiki believed was too good for such an establishment, mixed a gin and orange for her and, in the course of our stay, two rum and cokes for me. I ordered a fillet steak with salad, and a ‘Fisherman’s Basket’, which included fried fish, scallops and prawns. Both dishes cost three dollars each. As we were seating ourselves I managed to bump our table and had to ask the same barman for a cloth with which to wipe it dry.
A girl entered with her boyfriend and sat but one table along from us. The smoke from her cigarette floated over to us as we ate our meal. I inserted twenty cents in the jukebox and selected Charles Aznavour’s hit of 1974, “She”. Other records to be played whilst we were there included Abba’s “Mamma Mia” and Shaun Cassidy’s hit of this year, “That’s Rock ‘N’ Roll”.
We walked up and down the main thoroughfare, Raymond Street, as we searched in vain for somewhere to enjoy a cappuccino. All there was to do was some window shopping. Sale reminded us of a larger version of Yass, after we stopped there recently. The town has a population of thirteen thousand eight hundred and sixty and a radio station, 3TR.
It was still twenty-five degrees Celsius when we returned to our room at the motel at eight o’clock. This meant that we were just in time to see the commencement of the “That’s Carry On!” picture on Channel Ten, which possessed very few advertisements. The entertaining film features a young Dr. Nookey and stars the well-endowed Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams and the late Sid James, who is cast as Gladstone Screwer.
We shared the bottle of ‘Rondo’ and two ‘Golden Gaytimes’ we had bought, in lieu of our cappuccinos. I am sitting in a comfy chair as I write my diary whilst Tiki is in bed watching Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques take off Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald. The pair is being assisted in other skits by the veterans, Irene Handl and Jimmy Edwards.
This goings-on is followed at half past nine by a special New Year’s Eve edition of “Love Thy Neighbour”. It includes the appearance of Peter “The Rag Trade” Jones, who portrays Eddie and Bill’s boss.
Tiki turned the television off at half past ten and fell asleep shortly afterwards. Her light blue brunch coat was apparently wrapped up in the blankets we handed in at Drouin this morning. I had suggested that we fold them first, but she insisted that we hand them back in the manner that they were handed to us.
I retired at ten minutes past eleven.