Illuminate That Arse!: Friday, 11th November, 1977

From nine o’clock, I listened to 2KY and the music that was being played on George Gibson’s programme, “Request Line”. Tiki, from today, is to receive one hundred and twenty-nine dollars net per week. Her main duties during a forty-hour week are those of a receptionist and secretary.

After work we delivered the new black radiator which is to be fitted to “Dad’s” Chrysler Valiant ‘Town And Country’ utility. Tiki’s parents weren’t at home, as they were at the dunes at Kurnell gathering sand for their builder’s utilisation. We did have a first look at the kitchen cupboards, sink and wall tiles that are to be installed, as are the fridge, stove, wall panels and floor tiles.

At six o’clock on Channel Two, ‘The Spider’ is the final programme in the series, “Wild, Wild World Of Animals”. “Willesee”, at seven, is presented by Paul Makin, and features the quite idiotic comedian, Spike Milligan. Paul is also shown to be mauled by a plump and excessively zealous female admirer whilst he is on location in the street.

During a live interview of Prince Charles, from Perth, Western Australia, I found my attention being diverted, instead, to my selection of our proposed entry in tomorrow’s trifecta: “Little Ben”, “Norm Park” and “Jester Boy” in that order.

We left on our walk and could not help but notice a cyclist, for the bright red tail-light on his bicycle appeared to be there solely to illuminate that small area of clothing which immediately covered his arsehole. Tiki laughed uncontrollably at the sight we had witnessed.

We’ve heard of the sun shining from that orifice before, but not a bright red flashing light!

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